Garage

Today feline tai chi master Kat Tai-Dai Mau, comes to you with a warning: “Listen up, cats.  The movement illustrated here is a very dangerous one called garage-door roulette, and I am showing it to you only so that you know what it is and can be careful to avoid it.  I did it only once, and my human totally freaked out and went all passive-aggressive on me.  First he lifted me down and started petting me and stroking my fur and telling me how glad he was I hadn’t been hurt, and the next minute he was threatening to skin me to make a bath mat.  In short, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. It’s just not worth the risk. And humans, if you see this before your cat does, please share the message!”

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Copyright 2015

T. Allen Culpepper

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