Hey, everybody, Kat Tai-Dai Mau here. With Halloween coming up soon, I just want to remind you that a bit of fancy-dress and spookery can be great fun, but cats and zombies do not mix well. Human friends, please make sure your feline and canine companions stay safely indoors and away from human psychos, poisonous chocolates, and such. And gatti and cani, spook night is not the time to assert your independence and sneak out to go exploring. Tolerate the costume nonsense briefly to humor the humans, but then find a cozy spot in the closet or under the bed and have a bit of lie-down until the “fun” is over; soon it will be the day after, and everything will be back to normal, or at least the usual state of abnormal. Let’s not have any lost pets or midnight trips to the emergency vet this Halloween.
T. Allen Culpepper